The Poetry of Phlegg

The good, the bad, and the ugly of Elcea's most famous poet. Well, the bad and the ugly, anyway - none of it is very good.

Phlegg was a half-orc poet who lived about 500 years before the campaign takes place. He was famous for his poor ear for rhyme, inability to make a poem scan quite properly, and apallingly bad imagery. From time to time the various groups of adventurers have unearthed some of his work, to their dismay. Yet possibly because his poems are so good at being bad, they have become an enduring part of the campaign. Therefore, I am very sorry to present those of his poems that have been discovered to date. I'm afraid I'll add more as they are discovered. Enjoy!