Find Your Hack Factor!

Do you hack to live, or live to hack? Take this quiz and find out!

Instructions: Fill in your answers to the questions below, then click the "Find Your Hack Factor" button at the bottom. Your score and a brief analysis will appear. Take note! If you change your mind on an answer, you have to click Reset at the bottom and start over. The scores are added as you go, not computed at the end. The possible scores range from 9 to 46.

The questions are asked from a character's point of view. It might be fun to take the quiz on behalf of different characters you have played, and compare their scores.

You meet a halfling peddlar on the road. He tries to sell you a some tasty pies. You:

Browse his wares and buy some if you're hungry
Ignore him, it only encourages them if you seem interested
Investigate carefully, in case it is part of a plot against you
Knock him into a ditch, then take the pies
Split him in two with an axe

While travelling in the wilderness you come across a wolf with a broken leg. You:

Tend the wolf's injury
Detour around the animal and continue on your way
Kill the beast from a safe distance
Split it in two with an axe

You are spending the night at an inn. While dining in the common room you are approached by an attractive member of the opposite sex, who offers to make your night much more interesting. You:

Say yes with alacrity
Invite him/her to have a seat while you try to make sure this isn't a vampire or an assassin. Say yes when you think it's safe
Politely decline; it might be a trap
Aggressively decline, threatening whatever it really is with cold steel unless it talks
Split him/her in two with an axe.

You are trying to break an evil wizard's hold over a region when you are attacked by a mixed force of the wizard's mercenaries and some charmed villagers. You:

Withdraw, in order to avoid hurting any of the innocent villagers
Fight carefully, trying to use non-lethal means to neutralize the villagers
Wade in; if a foe is obviously a villager and you can simply bash him unconcious, fine, but you're not going to risk your own skin trying to decide
Kill 'em all and let the gods sort them out
Split them in two with an axe

You and a hated rival are fighting when both of you are attacked by a troll. You:

Make common cause with your rival, then use the event as a chance to forge peace between you
Make common cause until the troll is dead, then agree to put off your battle until another day
Fight alongside your rival until the troll is down, then try to turn on him before he turns on you
Make sure the troll attacks your rival first, then strike the rival from behind while he's distracted by the troll
Fight either or both of them, as the tactical situation demands
Split them both in two with an axe

The elven thief in your group is caught pilfering magic items from fellow party members and substituting them with worthless fakes. You:

Admonish the thief that if it happens again there may be trouble
Begin a debate with the others in the group over whether to expel the thief
As punishment, force the thief to face the next monster the group finds armed only with the fake items
Beat the thief to within a hit point of his life and tell him the next time it happens he's dead
Whack off one of the thief's hands and expel him from the party
Split him in two with an axe

Your first-level party stumbles into a room filled with alert, heavily-armed ogres. Your action:

Feet don't fail me now!
Conduct a tactical withdrawal, diverting or slowing the ogres
Attack the monsters, relying on the element of surprise
Split them in two with an axe

Your tenth-level party stumbles into a room filled with kobolds. Your action:

Negotiate with them, hoping to learn more about the area
Growl and scare them off - they aren't worth the trouble of killing
Wade in, butchering the little vermin
Split them in two with an axe