Find Your Elcean Race!

What would your race be if you lived in Elcea? Take the quiz and find out!

Who among us hasn't wondered what our race would be if we lived in Elcea? Would you be a human, as most of you are now, or would you be a dwarf, or an elf, or something else? Now you can find out. Several sages from the College of Sages in Ossana, in cooperation with renowned psychiatrist Dr. Thaddeus Moreau of the Sorbonne University, have devised this scientifically weighted quiz to help you find your true inner nature.

Instructions: Fill in your answers to the questions below, then click the "Find Your True Self" button at the bottom. Your race and a brief analysis will appear. Take note! If you change your mind on an answer, or make a mistake, please click Reset at the bottom and start over. The scores are added as you go, not computed at the end.

1. You are walking down the road when suddenly a pair of snarling pit bulls leap into your path. What do you do?

Stare them down. They only attack if they sense fear.
No need to panic. Most pit bulls are nice dogs.
They hunger for my flesh! Run!
No problem, situations like this are why I carry a sawed-off shotgun inside my trench coat.
If I back away real slow, speaking soothingly, I may be able to get to safety before they charge.

2. You and a group of friends have gotten together at a friend's house for dinner. The dinner is delicious, and everyone has a good time. Dessert is rich, chocolaty brownies. Alas, there aren't quite enough to go around. You:

Decline a brownie. After a meal like that, I don't really want the extra calories anyway.
I seize a brownie. If anybody comments, I smirk at them while devouring it.
I take a brownie. If possible, I create a diversion and sneak another one while no one is looking.
I really don't care about the brownie, as long as we haven't run out of beer.
I'd really like a brownie, but I'm willing to share.

3. What's your favorite kind of flower?

Cherry blossom.
Edelweiss.
Rose.
Nightshade.
Daisy.

4. What's your attitude towards fashion?

I'm stylin'! Look sharp, be sharp, that's my motto.
I don't care about trendy, but I do try to look nice.
I wear black. Period.
I'm a jeans and t-shirt sort of person.
Whatever.
I'm my own person. My clothes make a statement about me.

5. Which of the following statements most closely reflects your feelings about llamas?

Their wool is soft, and can be put to a variety of uses.
They're damned dangerous creatures. I shoot on sight.
I really don't think much about them one way or another.
They're kind of cute, but they're too big. They make me nervous.
I think they're pretty cool. Did you know they are actually better at guarding and herding sheep than sheepdogs?

6. Which of the following statements most closely reflects your attitude towards our nation's fiscal policy?

I am alarmed by the growing deficit.
I really don't think that deficits matter that much. They will be more than offset by increased economic activity.
We really need to focus our attention on agricultural subsidies.
Taxes are illegal. Defy them.
Things have gone to hell in a handbasket ever since we abandoned the gold standard.
I don't think about it much. In the long run, it really doesn't matter.

7. What do you most like to do during your leisure time?

I love to putter in my garden.
I prefer to read a good book.
I like to knock back a few beers with my friends.
I enjoy my hobbies.
I play Grand Theft Auto.
I relax by pursuing the arts.

8. Which one of the following film quotes do you most identify with?

"Grant is like me; he's a digger."
"Kronk, break down the door!" "Are you kiddin' me? This is hand-carved mahogany!"
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."
"I'll have what she's having."
"Only the farmers won. We lost. We always lose."
"If you build it, they will come."
"Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? It is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of...your death."

9. Which tourist location would you rather visit?

Mount Rushmore.
Alcatraz.
The Hershey chocolate factory.
Carlsbad Caverns.
The redwoods.

10. Which kind of tool would you rather be?

A hammer.
A trowel.
A tuning fork.
A spatula.
A bone saw.