Dear WW I,
The other day, a really powerful evil God offered me anything I wanted if I would only do everything he asked of me from now on. Can you see any reason why I shouldn't accept the offer?
Bodo

Well, my dear little hobbit, I am sure you know that nothing comes without a cost. The price that Gods charge is normally more than what we mere mortals are willing or able to pay. Ask yourself this question: "Is there anything I want badly enough, that I cannot obtain myself, without this God's aid?" If the answer is no, then say thank you for the offer, but no thanks. Be ready with some kind of desirable parting gift. Perhaps the name of someone else (not me, thank you) whom they might be interested in. If the answer is yes, then read the following advice:

You did say this is an Evil God, which makes the cost that more questionable for your services. What you do not say, however, is if this is a Lawful Evil God or a Chaotic Evil God. Your only possible chance to get what you want out of this bargain with most of your own morals intact is if this is a Lawful Evil God. Even then, only if you can word your deal with them without any possible loopholes for them to "wriggle" through.

If it is a Chaotic Evil God, you may be called upon to do things that not even you would morally want to do. You may end up regretting what actions you must perform for this God, and be forever bound to live with your choice.

I hope this helps. I do not envy you your position.
WW

Dear Creased Breezy,
I am goblin, servant of Big Toes the Great, Master Stealer of Things. In his celebration is beautiful hooman female, named Grassy Plain Studded With Trees. She more lovely and pure than mudpacks. I am very big, very strong goblin now. Goblin women fall down unconcious when me they look at. But Grassy Plain Studded With Trees, she shudders. Oh wise one, how do I victory her love? My tongue is twice longer, more bendy than hooman tongue, and my faloombebweh is also bigger much than was it (Goblin faloombebweh's are dinky - this makes orcs jeer at us. But since am bigger now, I am probably better strangled with rope than stupid hero-guy she drool for). I sure I make her happy. How to make her see past yellow hide to big yellow heart within?
Kleekex, Servant of Master, Wyvern-Rider, Ogre-Slayer, Welder of the Magic Spear

Dear Kleekex, Goblin of many names and prowess,
Perhaps the human female you speak of is like a kobold with its eyes gouged out, shrieking and running in circles. You need to remove the pits that are stuck in the olives of her head that she may view your costliness. You need to triumph over her small arrivals. Perhaps you can do this with something she deeply urges? I would not put forward that you expose your faloombebweh to her without first observing if she be engrossed by the idea. Find out what she really longs for and spray her with every variety of it. If this does not make it you may have to rely on magic (maybe a Find Irresistible potion or a Be Keen On spell). If none of this is possible you may have to hang around and let occasions be your sponsor.
Good Fortune!
WWII